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STUMPED FOR IDEAS!
“I'm stumped for
ideas.” Hairy John's rucked up t-shirt revealed a milk-white
paunch.
“Let's hitch-hike
down to Spain again,” said Titch.
“No way. Remember
those Spanish lorry drivers yelling 'cut your hair, Hippies!’?”
“That was years ago,”
said Titch. “Remember the gorgeous chick with doe-eyes. I wonder
what she looks like now.”
“Fat.”
“Let's find out.”
“Why?”
“Why not?”
Hairy John frowned.
“Got me stumped.”
“Come on, man.”
“Okay, we'll go.”
Hairy John stood up and hitched his jeans over his bum-crack. “But
I'm warning you. She'll be fat now.”
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Danger Will Robinson. You can never go back
ReplyDeleteNo indeed - they're all in for a shock! :)
DeleteTo be honest, I wish I had their dilemma of where to go next :-)
ReplyDeleteSpain is a good place to escape the British winter - I'm off next week. :)
DeleteYeah, she'll be fat. If they can even find this woman, I wonder what she'll think of the way Hairy John looks, years later?
ReplyDeleteEspecially when she sees his milk-white paunch!! :)
DeleteNot to mention his bum-crack.
DeleteI just realized something strange. Being from the USA, when I read "Let's hitch-hike down to Spain again," I was actually thinking "Mexico."
Well, having been to Mexico I can see some similarities to Spain!
DeleteDear Susan,
ReplyDeleteOh my the image of Hairy John hitching his jeans over his bum crack tells me that he's no prize after all these years. You made me laugh.
Shalom,
Rochelle
That's what I love about this weekly challenge, Rochelle: how to paint as vivid a picture as possible in just 100 words. Hairy John's bum-crack seems to have done the trick! :)
DeleteWhat gets to me is guys like that judging a woman's fat but never bothering to look in the mirror.
ReplyDeleteI think women tend to be more self aware then men. :)
DeleteWonderfully written, as always, Susan.
ReplyDeleteLoved the brilliant dialogue and his pity-worthy name.
Thanks for the smiles.🙂
Thanks for the feedback, moon - always appreciated.
DeleteThis will not end well.
ReplyDeleteI think you're right, James.
DeleteHe he - thanks, Jane - it happens!
ReplyDeletelove your take on this...at least you weren't 'stumped' for ideas.
ReplyDeleteHa ha - thanks, Vivian.
ReplyDeleteHaha, it doesn't sound like time has done Hairy John any favours either!
ReplyDeleteNo, it really hasn't, Alistair. :)
DeleteSpain does sound enticing at this time of year! I wonder what the chaps will find on their return? Maybe they produced some hairy hippies of their own they never knew about? Nice tale Susan
ReplyDeleteNow there's a thought, Lynn! Glad you liked my story. :)
DeleteWell he sounds like a treat in store for someone!
ReplyDeleteHa ha - he seems to think so!
DeleteThey do make me laugh, these foolish men. She may be fat but he definitely is no prize!
ReplyDeletePrecisely, Dale! :)
DeleteYou conjure up such a vivid image of these men, I can almost smell them. Entertaining little story, Susan!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the feedback, Penny. Glad you enjoyed the story. :)
DeleteTwo men who still think they're God's gift! Love it!
ReplyDeleteYes! Although there are plenty of women who are equally deluded. :)
DeleteI don't think that he is any picture himself. Fun dialogue that I can see happening.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Irene. I'm glad the dialogue was believable for you.
Deletein this case, the journey is its own reward. :)
ReplyDeleteLet's hope so!
DeleteThat was such a fun tale, makes me want to go to Spain again, though after two trips last year, might be a bit too soon :-)
ReplyDeleteHe he - glad you enjoyed it Anurag.
DeleteHairy Johns's bicycle-rack has just put off my lunch! Nice one Susan.
ReplyDeleteHe he - sorry, Keith! :)
DeleteIt doesn't sound like he's worn too well either!
ReplyDeleteNo, really not, Clare! :)
DeleteAn innovative approach to this prompt. Reminds me of Goa in hippie era.
ReplyDeleteI think there's still quite a few of them left behind in Goa, yarnspinner. :)
Delete"She'll be fat," said the kettle about the pot :)
ReplyDeleteHa ha - quite!
DeleteHilarious, Susan. I remember thinking something similar at my 40th high school reunion. Who are all these old people? - Russell
ReplyDeleteThanks for the feedback, Russell. Meeting old acquaintances is a potential minefield!
DeleteThis definitely had me laughing! It's a great way to see something fresh and new - an imaginative leap, that works so well and is pleasurably well written :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for commenting, wildchild. It's always encouraging to know when someone has enjoyed one of my stories. :)
DeleteHilarious reading this��
ReplyDeleteThank you! Happy to know to enjoyed this.
DeleteHa! A fun story.... I kinda wanna find out what they find out!
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean. Did they find the doe-eyed girl, now woman, and was she fatter than Hairy John? Maybe I'll have to write a sequel! :)
DeleteAh, the irony of the comment: she'll be fat. Good one!
ReplyDeleteHairy John needs a reality check! Thanks for commenting, Sascha.
DeleteHe is so sure that she'll be 'fat' now, still they go ahead :)
ReplyDeleteGood one, Susan.
He he - I know - crazy fellas. Thanks for your comment, Anita.
DeleteHa... so many men has difficulties in understanding that they age too (including myself)... Maybe they should try something different than hiking though, I imagine they wouldn't be able to waddle very far.
ReplyDeleteI think women suffer from these delusions too. My characters will probably have to drive instead of relying on hitch-hiking!
DeleteHa! Good one. :) Some guys.
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked it, Anne. :)
DeleteHa! These two obviously don't look in the mirror often (or if they do, they must be seeing something completely different from what others see).
ReplyDeleteI think most of us are guilty of having a different body image as we age. I often get a bit of a shock when I look in the mirror! :)
DeletePossibly, Dahlia, possibly. :)
ReplyDeleteHairy John looks at the mirror and sees a slim good looking dude. No wonder he does not want to go to Spain and have reality rubbed in his face. Fun story.
ReplyDeleteHe he - I think you're absolutely right!
DeleteLoved this! Great dialogue. Yes, *she'll* be fat... pot, meet kettle.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the feedback, Amie. Glad you enjoyed the story. :)
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